I was wandering around the harbor boatyard in St Michael’s a few weeks ago and saw this gentleman just sitting and staring at this covered mega boat. Kind of struck me funny when I had a few thoughts about captions for the shot. I thought about it from the perspective as if this guy owned the boat.

When I told them to get the boat ready for the season, I guess I should have specified which one.

I need a what license, to drive this?

Instead of paying a launch fee, I think I’ll just wait for sea level rise.

I wish that super tanker would get here soon so I can fuel up and take the cover off.

I’m not going anywhere till that boat is full of beer.

They told me the boat ramp is too small or my boat is too big.

I thought I’d have more friends with a boat this size?